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I always wear a plain black t-shirt when I play. For my next gig I'd like to wear a t-shirt with a cool or funny drummers' "inside".
I wanted to get the Vinnie "i hit things." t-shirt, but he only sells a sleeveless with a 6-week leadtime.
I don't know if he'd be cool with someone geeting a t-shirt with the "i hit things." quote from a place like cafepress.

So I try to think of something else but I lack inspiration (I'm not an anglophone).

Do you guys have any ideas of original and simple inside drummers' quotes or signs for a t-shirt?

2B or not 2B.
That is the question!

"I'm not Vinnie"

5 is the new 7

"I was late to this gig"

I always liked Jojo's "Syncopat" T-Shirt. I thought of making one for myself on spreadshirt

We made one for our website that read something like "help me carry my drums or buy me a drink". Another great one we made had a text on the back that said "if you can read this, the stage is on the other side".

I actually had this one made up as a shirt:

B natural(as opposed to flat or sharp)

"Got Blushda?"