House of Drumming.com

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... der-872903

This is the funniest thing I've read in 10 years.

I dunno. I don't think I can ever look at a tour rider again if it's not in coloring book form.

Great! HAHA

Genius

EDIT:
Just read the whole rider...this is even funnier than the colouring book!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... hts-061493

I lost it when I saw this: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/foo-f ... 011?page=5

I woke up to this post 1 hour ago....and I still cant stop cracking up at it.Especially the coloring book.....

Funny! This reminds me of a The Police rider anecdote.
When The Police came to Montreal back in the day, a requirement on their rider was to have a big barrel full of red Smarties backstage.
The producer had hired a buch of people to sort out boxes of Smarties for a whole day. Apparently the guys loved to dig their arms deep in red Smarties.

I remember reading Randy Brecker's rider online a whie back and finding it most amusing.

I just searched for it and found it here along with guitarist Martin Taylor's which is also excellent reading.

http://acapella.harmony-central.com/sho ... -hilarious.

Awesome. Just awesome.